”This like, carribean guy,
practically force-fed me cheesecake,
and then kissed me on the cheek.
He was like, fifty fucking years old.
I was like,
'…..ahah…yeah…erm……*walks out of the resturant*’.
He was like, ‘Do I not get a kiss?’
and I was like, ‘*laughs, puts head down and looks at shoes, backs away*’
and then it was like…lolwhat.
¬_______¬ I smell like jerk chicken now eugh.
-Lydia Brown, 1st of March 2012